Any random dinner party up there is likely to contain (but is not limited to) the following:
1. A delicious home cooked meal by Hang, who is for lack of a better word a mofackin' badass... typically I just stand there why she bounces around me in the kitchen all like "ohhhhh what are you gonna go with that??" or "can I microwave aluminum?" J/K! They don't have a microwave (pssshhht omg I know)...
2. White Wine Spritzers. (Cue Ned Flanders yelling, "WHITE WINE SPRITZER..spritzer......spritzer")
3. Drunkles. AKA Drunk Uncles (which I'm pretty sure is copywritten/trademarked so don't even try).
5. Bathtime with Talula in which we name every character from Yo Gaba Gaba.
6. Crack Cocaine (jk)
7. Dog Farts...which Zach claims are ruining his life, but I think he's being dramatic.
8. LOADS OF LAUGHS Y'ALL.
9. A fire in the fireplace
10. Dinner around the table....by candle light.